November 2008
5 posts
I like the way this shirt thinks.
Why was it so cool to get professional pictures taken at middle school dances? Did any of us ever look at the pictures after we got them and think, “You know, one day these are probably going to be really embarrassing.”
“Chris can’t believe he forgot to vote! If only there had been some...”
– my old pal Chris Schmidt’s Facebook status
Sometimes my coworkers tease me because I’ll stay later after work if I am in the middle of something that I want to get done. That’s how I do my best work, I focus and get something done with plenty of time to make it the best it can possibly be. They say, “Why stay late? It’ll be here tomorrow.” I’ll tell you why: because one thing I pride myself on is not...
The Beard
“A woman with a beard looks like a man. A man without a beard looks like a woman.” - Afghan Saying
I’ve always wanted to be able to grow a massive beard. One that makes other dudes jealous. Like when I walked down the street, dudes would elbow each other and say “holy crap look at that dude’s beard.” No matter how small your muscles are, if a young dude...