The Onion
The Onion is really bringing its A game today. Among the headlines on the front page are:
- $46,000 Vacuumed Out of White House Couch
- Judge Awards Heather Mills Writing Credit on Eleanor Rigby
- Mead Releases New Grad-School-Ruled Notebook
- Nation Trying to Fix Ralph Nader Up with Date
- Suspicious Package Industry Falls on Hard Times
- John McCain Thoughts on Torture: Doesn’t Support Stuff He Couldn’t Handle
- Goalie Clearly Living in Net
