It’s sandwich time and I figured while I was sitting here at my desk eating that I would write a few lunchbreak haikus.
“Blogs”
Blogs are really lame
But I like updating mine
I’ll sidekick your face
“Manatees”
They look like hippos
Please get your crap together
So boats won’t hit you
“Beef Jerky”
Yep Beef Jerky Rules
It gets stuck in my teeth though
Why don’t girls like it?
“Colin Farrell”
I’d rather eat barf
Than sit through the complete works
Of Colin Farrell
“Fire”
Does the word fire
Have one syllable or two?
Two in this haiku.
