160 Megapixels
Eight megapixel cameras are nice. Twelve megapixels is getting up there nowadays. But why would anyone need this 160 megapixel camera:

That’s right, 160 megapixels of awesomeness. It doesn’t use wussy memory cards, it has its own computer it transfers data to. In case anyone has an extra $36,000 and is looking for a gift for me. And this camera is over two years old now. Either that’s a small dude or a big camera.

